WHY?????

Classes have started up again and campus is bustling. There are undergrads everywhere! Since the first day of classes, I've had to ask myself, why? Why are the undergrad girls dressed like they are goig to a club? What sense is there in wearing a miniskirt (that hardly covers your rear standing up straight) when you know you have to take the stairs to class? Don't even get me started on the heels. 3 inch heels for walking across campus? Forget it! I LOVE running into the girls that are in jeans - that aren't skin tight. The tomboy girls in baggy clothes. The skinny girls in normal shirts that DON'T show their midrifts. What is wrong with that??? If only it were possible for grad students to have the power to send students back to their dorns to change and then burn the offending clothes? I would never get any work done... and no one would have any clothes left.